Not everybody dreams of climbing on a bull. Some of us are smart enough to enjoy the show with both boots still on the ground.
 
The Too Smart To Ride Sticker features our bold western artwork with a charging bull, weathered rodeo gear, and the slogan every sensible Texan can appreciate: "Too Smart To Ride. Too Dumb To Rope." It's the perfect way to add a little Texas attitude to your truck, cooler, toolbox, gun safe, laptop, or wherever you like to show off your outlaw spirit.
 
Printed on premium, weather-resistant vinyl, this sticker is built to handle the Texas sun, rain, dust, and everything in between.
 
Features
Approximately 4" premium die-cut vinyl sticker
Durable, weather-resistant finish
Perfect for coolers, trucks, toolboxes, laptops, tumblers, and more
Fade-resistant, outdoor-rated material
Designed and printed in Texas by Texans
 
Warning: Applying this sticker does not qualify you to ride bulls. It just proves you're smart enough not to try. 🤠