Some folks were born to climb on. Others were born to stay behind the fence and offer advice.
If you've ever looked at a snorting bull and thought, "That seems like a terrible idea," congratulations—you've still got all your teeth.
The Too Smart To Ride tee celebrates the rest of us: the ones who know there's nothing wrong with admiring a 2,000-pound bull...from a safe distance. Featuring a massive and angry bull charging out of the chute, paired with a weathered cowboy hat, rope, and unmistakable western grit, this design delivers authentic rodeo attitude with a healthy dose of Texas humor.
Printed on our ultra-soft vintage mineral-washed cotton shirt, it's built for rodeos, concerts, county fairs, and anywhere Texans gather to tell stories that get bigger every year.